1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,800 All I'm saying is be careful, yeah? Cos, every now and then, 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,760 man needs to cut things out the circle like cancer, bro. 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,960 You get me? Be vigilant, fam. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,560 Cut the grass, there's snakes in the grass, you gotta cut that. 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,840 You get me? 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,800 PHONE VIBRATES 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,080 All right, so listen, yeah? 8 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,120 They've got this new dessert place on the high street 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,040 that I want us to check. Also, everyone keeps... 10 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,760 Yo. Yo, slow down, bro. 11 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,440 What, fam? I only got you for two days. I know. I know. 12 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,320 That's why I think we should do something 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,760 a little more low-key, innit? 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,320 Watch a movie, grab some popcorn, I don't know, 15 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,680 bring the mattress into the front room or something. 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,680 No, fam, that's dead! Am I five? 17 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,120 Bruv, I'm not on the gallivanting thing, yeah? 18 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,200 But, bro, you ain't seen anyone in a minute. 19 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,880 I can invite Malachi. 20 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,560 Yo, chill out, or else I'm not coming, yeah? 21 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,280 Fine, whatever. See you in a bit. 22 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,120 HE SIGHS 23 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,760 Wagwan. What, you going home for exeat this weekend, yeah? Um... 24 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,360 What time you leaving? Why? 25 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,440 Cos I need to come with you so I can jump through the barriers, innit? 26 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,000 Yeah, I'm not heading back any more. 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,680 My next Raisinettes challenge awaits. 28 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,160 Dope, that's sick! So, I can have your ticket? 29 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,160 It's an open return, so I'll probably use it some other time. 30 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,320 All right, cool. 31 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,040 Oh, and next time you open the door, bro, put some drawers on, man. 32 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,880 That's crazy. Don't knock on my door like you're the police, then! 33 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:08,520 Oh, shit! We thought everyone had left for exeat. 34 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,400 You know, when school closes 35 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,560 and everyone's supposed to fuck off home? 36 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,080 Chip-chop! 37 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,800 Look, why don't you just come to mine for exeat weekend? 38 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,680 It's my dad's birthday. 39 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,840 Well, sorry, but I hate dads, and birthdays, so... 40 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,880 They'll leave us to get on with it. 41 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,440 Also, don't you think it's a bit too soon to be meeting parents? 42 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:37,920 It'll be two days of nonstop, uninterrupted...consummating. 43 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,440 OK, all right, all right, I'll come, 44 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,120 as long as you promise never to say the word consummating again. 45 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,360 It's weird, it is. 46 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,000 Consummating. 47 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,480 Ahem! Can you get the fuck out, please? 48 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,600 You have to make sure that, when you're there, do not use any teeth 49 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,840 and remember to lick your finger and rub the gouch. 50 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,240 I don't know why, but boys love that shit. 51 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,800 What the hell is a gouch? 52 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You think we'll be needing all of them? 53 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,520 You two better screw. 54 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,360 If you come back with the "we just snuggled", 55 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,600 I'm kicking you in the vagina. KNOCK ON DOOR 56 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,720 Come in! Abby! 57 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,440 Abby, you absolute queen! 58 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,040 I could just kiss you forever and ever and ever and ever! 59 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,080 Have you seen how many people have signed? 60 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,840 Fucking hell! Fucking Abby. 61 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,280 I lead, people follow. 62 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,480 I'm a big fucking deal. Thank you. 63 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,960 Oh, my God. 64 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,680 I know I'm jumping the gun, but I think there's enough on there 65 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,280 to get Bernard to listen about getting the portrait taken down. 66 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,880 What do you think? 67 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,040 Oh, you know what? 68 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,320 Uh-uh-uh-uh, rewind, we can talk about it in the car. 69 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,600 Also, this weekend is not gonna be just about this. 70 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,520 We are gonna have a lot of fun, too. 71 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,560 And... 72 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,640 Condoms?! You're not gonna be needing those. 73 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:59,520 Um, this all sounds really fun, Mabel, it does, but I just, um... 74 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,680 I, um... What's up? I just... 75 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,600 She needs to help a friend. Mm-hm. 76 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,320 Who is highly frustrated and needs a helping...hand. Oh. 77 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,000 The petition stuff can wait. Right? 78 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,240 Oh, right, OK. PHONE VIBRATES 79 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,600 Gotta go. 80 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,800 OK, so where are we meeting? 81 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,320 Don't hate me, but I'm actually heading back to London to see Mum. 82 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,000 OK, but we always hang out on the first exeat. 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,280 Yeah, I know, but she just really misses me. 84 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,600 She's just rattling around in that house on her own. 85 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,000 Maybe the two of you could do something. 86 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,880 Rupert's dad bailed on him again and he's refusing to come home 87 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,680 with me, so might have to keep him company. 88 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,840 Bye. 89 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,680 Look, I've got to go, but I'm at my car. 90 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,560 Speak to you guys later. Guess it's just me, then. 91 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,840 B! Yo, B! What? 92 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,680 Are you going back to London? Yes. Why? 93 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,920 Come on, don't make me beg. 94 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,400 Beg? You haven't asked. 95 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,120 All right, cool. 96 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,280 Can I get a lift back to London? Please? 97 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,320 Well, do you have petrol money? 98 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,440 I'll just jump off at Chelsea or Knightsbridge, 99 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,560 or whatever fancy place you live. Ha! 100 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,040 Well, hurry up! 101 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,560 You serious? Yeah. Don't lie. Yeah? 102 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,080 Yes. 103 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,160 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. 104 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,200 I'll grab my shit, I'll be right back. 105 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,160 You're the best. This is why you're my G. 106 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,200 I'll be back. I'm going to grab my shit. Yeah! 107 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,960 Nah, Dad, probably pheasants and grouse and stuff like that. 108 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,720 Yeah, yeah. 109 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,080 Sorry, mate, forget my sunnies. I gotta go. Er... 110 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,480 I'm about to jump in the car. Bye. 111 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:55,360 Yeah, honestly, mate, you'd...fucking hate it, you know? 112 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,360 It's just a bunch of posh pricks 113 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:01,080 talking to other posh pricks about posh prick stuff. 114 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,480 We all hate it. 115 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,160 Still sounds fun. 116 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,560 Come on, don't make me feel like a knob, mate. 117 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,040 Yesterday, it was cool that I was coming. 118 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,520 Now that your mum's here, it's a problem. 119 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,800 You know, you sound like a nagging wife. 120 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,840 Have my Only Fans account login. 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,840 Wank yourself crazy. 122 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,800 Toby! 123 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,920 Oh, hey, um... Yelena. 124 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,080 Yelena. 125 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,280 You all right? How you doing? Good, thanks. 126 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,120 Just heading home for the weekend. 127 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,840 Good to be back with some creature comforts, am I right? 128 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,840 Right. 129 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,440 I wanted to talk to you about the drugs you sold me. 130 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,880 Yeah? 131 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,000 They were fake. What?! 132 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,080 Fake, as in they weren't real. 133 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,520 But they were real. 134 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,360 Straight from the Colombians. 135 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,920 Abby told me. 136 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,440 She thought it was funny. 137 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,360 I don't. I want my £300 back. 138 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,280 I wish I could, but I ain't got it. Sorry. 139 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah, that's not really my problem. 140 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,600 If you can make sure you have it by Monday. 141 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,040 Monday. 142 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,440 Definitely Monday. 143 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,160 Great. 144 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,520 Right, update. Can it wait? 145 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,680 Well, I'll just take a little look at my notes. 146 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,600 Yes, so everybody definitely still hates you. Wonderful. 147 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,440 Apparently you advised Stanley to install extra security cameras. 148 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,080 Students are wondering whether they're in a school or a prison. 149 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,640 Did you see the monstrosity they painted on the playing fields? 150 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,680 Carol sent me 1,000 emails about it. 151 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,440 Everyone should count themselves lucky they're not being tagged. 152 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,720 Well, Leah's petition is building up some momentum. 153 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:15,160 Almost enough signatures to bypass you and go straight to the board. 154 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,880 Why don't you both have an exeat weekend as well? 155 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,360 We can talk when you're back. 156 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080 Everyone needs a break. 157 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Well, there's quite a lot to do... 158 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,360 What I would say is that... Fully paid. Ah. 159 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,000 Have a lovely weekend. Yeah. 160 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,840 Whoah, whoah. 161 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:35,480 Ah, you look after yourself, won't you, yeah? Take care. 162 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,640 Hey, Dad. Hey. 163 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,120 Fancy hanging out? 164 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,160 Yes. Why not? Cool. 165 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,920 166 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,160 167 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,880 168 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,640 I just need to make a quick stop. 169 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,680 All I'm saying is be careful, yeah? 170 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,120 Cos, every now and then, man need to cut things out 171 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,720 the circle like cancer, bro. 172 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,800 Beans? You get me? Be vigilant, fam. 173 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,080 Cut the grass, there's snakes in the grass, you gotta cut that. 174 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,760 You get me? Man's out. What, am I chatting shit? 175 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:35,080 All I'm saying is, be careful, innit? You get me? 176 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,840 Someone's loyal to you, yeah...? 177 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,640 SHE SINGS ALONG WITH POP MUSIC 178 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,480 No. MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY 179 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,320 Sorry, we're not doing that. 180 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,280 First of all, not my style. 181 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,720 Second of all, vocals, not your forte, so... 182 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,680 Yeah, I wouldn't have given you a lift 183 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,240 if I'd known that you were gonna be on your phone the whole time. 184 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,280 If you just want my attention, just say that. 185 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,400 I don't want your attention, or I would have said. 186 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,600 Then what do you want, huh? 187 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,080 I want an apology, that's what I actually want. 188 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,640 For? "For," he says. 189 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,560 For playing games with Florence and I, 190 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,520 you know, one of my best friends? 191 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,760 That wasn't... I didn't mean... 192 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,160 That is a really, really long-winded way to say sorry. 193 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,560 Sorry, wow. 194 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,440 You know, the way that you treated us, 195 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,640 like we were your little playthings. Playthings? Yeah. 196 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,360 "I've never seen black penis before," that was you, right? 197 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,840 No... You know, personally, I just, I felt like a plaything, you know? 198 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,400 No, it's... 199 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,280 I just... I didn't know what... 200 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,840 I just didn't mean it like... 201 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,000 I just felt sexualised, you know? 202 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,640 Objectified, if you will. Oh! Bullshit! 203 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,800 Listen, it was even on school grounds. 204 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,600 I could've got you expelled, but I'm ready to call it even. 205 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:02,200 There we go. Touche. Right... 206 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,440 SHE SINGS ALONG TO POP MUSIC 207 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,040 Omar. Hey. 208 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,120 So, it was you who drew the cock and balls? 209 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,320 It was a quill and ink pot. 210 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,360 Really? 211 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,200 OK. 212 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,760 Well, what did you do? 213 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,360 Oh, well, I drew on the whiteboards in permanent marker, so... 214 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,680 Right. 215 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,400 It's kind of shit, but, you know, my older brother is a Raisinette, 216 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,800 so I think there's definitely some nepotism involved, 217 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,480 but, you know, I kind of wanted to do it for me, this one. 218 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,240 So, I think that's what I'm gonna try and do. 219 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,240 Anyway, you wanna do the honours? 220 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,520 Yeah...I'm pretty sure there's a dead body in there. 221 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,200 No worries, I've got it. 222 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,160 "Fuck with the status quo." 223 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,400 "You've shown creativity, but sheer audaciousness is what we crave. 224 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:30,080 "For your next task, into Master's house the two of you must creep. 225 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,880 "Within his bed chamber, there's golden silken pyjamas one must seek. 226 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,520 "Capture yourself within them. 227 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,160 "Now go, you wretched beasts." 228 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,800 Ah, I think I'm gonna be sick. 229 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,720 No, trust me, I live just down the road. 230 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,800 I'll grab a ladder, someone can ring the bell and side-track him, 231 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,400 the other one can go up the ladder, nab the pyjamas, put them on, 232 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,240 take a pic, put 'em back. 233 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,240 Boom, we're done. 234 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,760 This isn't your first rodeo, is it? 235 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,480 We might need to link up later. 236 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,640 Do you wanna just give me the details? Yeah. Yeah. 237 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,320 Cute pic. 238 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,480 So, I'll see you later? Looking forward to it. 239 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,280 all the frequencies 240 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:31,120 what you've been telling me 241 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,000 above... 242 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,880 Toby, hey! I thought it would just be all the international students. 243 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,000 Have you moved on from Abby? 244 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,600 What do you know about Yelena? 245 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,800 She's...nice. 246 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:55,240 What does that mean? Well, um... 247 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,200 Well, Goodlow ain't been the same since. 248 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,640 Mrs Goodlow? How come she didn't get expelled? 249 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,320 I mean, nobody saw her do it, 250 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,480 but there was dried blood on her hockey stick. 251 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,920 Fuck! 252 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,480 Why? 253 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,760 I owe her, like, £300, which I ain't got, 254 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,480 and she wants it on Monday. Ah. 255 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,680 This is so dumb! 256 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,720 I did all this to impress a girl that clearly thinks she's above me, 257 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,280 then she goes and snitches on me, 258 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,800 and now I've gotta deal with all this shit. 259 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,480 Sorry, dude. 260 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,520 You wanna hit this? Might take the edge off. 261 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,920 Is that weed? Sh. 262 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,040 Tosh, yeah. 263 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,800 All right, then, it's been great. Thank you very much and bye-bye. 264 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:56,320 Jaheim, can I come up? I'm bursting for the loo. 265 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,400 Oh, yeah, say nothing, there's a tree over there, up there, man. 266 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,840 Jaheim, stop! I drove you to your front door. 267 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:08,600 Look, my house isn't really suitable for visitors right now, so... 268 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,560 If I wet myself... 269 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,320 HE CHUCKLES LIGHTLY 270 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,760 Fine. All right, cool. 271 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,160 Say nothing. Let's go. 272 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,880 HE SIGHS 273 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,680 You get Toby's message? 274 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,240 Do you want to go? 275 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,720 I thought you hated parties. 276 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,320 I do... 277 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,680 ..but you look miserable as shit. 278 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,920 I think this twist will pick you up. 279 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,800 You need to stop being so nice to people. 280 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,680 Thanks for the life advice. 281 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,080 Do you want to go, or don't you? 282 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,680 Mm, yes! 283 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,320 Some of the Japanese lot are in. 284 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,120 Sweet. You got the oil? 285 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,520 Dozo. Arigato. HE SNIFFS 286 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,880 I wonder if there's any vanilla essence. 287 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,600 This Nigella one says it's the vanilla that makes it. 288 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,440 We're cooking weed brownies, Tosh, so I can pay Yelena back. 289 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,000 We're not opening a flipping patisserie. 290 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,520 Let's do this! 291 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,120 Never Gonna Stop by Two Hidden Labs 292 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,600 293 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,800 294 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,280 295 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,440 296 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,720 297 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,400 Konnichiwa! 298 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,720 Hiya, you all right? 299 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,440 Big money's a priority, obviously, but let's not oversell, all right? 300 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,440 We don't want to be calling an ambulance 301 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,000 because someone's pulled a whitey. Yeah, cool. 302 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,920 OTHERS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY 303 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,480 Is this the room depression built? HE SNICKERS 304 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,720 Good vibes only in here, after you've had this brownie. 305 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,160 The first one is free, and after that a tenner each. 306 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,240 ALL GROAN, COMPLAIN 307 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,120 Why are you lot moaning? You lot are rich! 308 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,240 Lost your way to the bathroom, then? 309 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,320 This is why you didn't want to let me into your house. 310 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,040 Now, I thought Bot Battles was nerdy, 311 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,840 but this, this is on a whole new level. Yeah? 312 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,440 Yeah. Is your Transformers bedspread in the wash? 313 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,320 SHE CHUCKLES 314 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,040 Fuck off, dickhead. 315 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,840 You fuck off, dickhead. 316 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,520 I'm going to say three things real quick. 317 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,240 One, Beatrix, you can do better than this waste man. 318 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,440 Two, that posh yoghurt is banging, more of that, please. 319 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,320 And three, Grandma don't allow fornification in her yard, 320 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,360 so I suggest you stop. 321 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,680 Brudda, move, man. Go get Grandma, move, bruv! 322 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,760 I think we should go. 323 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,680 Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Yeah? Yeah. 324 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,480 After you. Mm, thank you. 325 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,080 Yo, Caleb! Where'd you get the money to put on the meter? 326 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,880 Malachi gave me some this morning. 327 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,560 Yeah, thanks for the lift, but... 328 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,760 Sending me packing already? 329 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,440 Have to go and see my boy - something to sort out. 330 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,880 I was hoping you were going to take me on an Endz experience. 331 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,120 What? 332 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:20,920 You know, a trip to a chicken shop, Footlocker, Jammer's Basement. 333 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,840 I've come all this way, Jaheim. 334 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,080 I think that deserves a little jaunt round South Eazy, don't you? 335 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,560 Er... 336 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,760 Why not? Yes! OK. 337 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,640 Mm. 338 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,000 Wow. 339 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,400 This is amazing, guys. 340 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,400 I'm guessing it's a change from canteen food. 341 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,800 Literally, one more piece of overcooked broccoli 342 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,360 and I'm going to kill myself. 343 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,560 ALL LAUGH 344 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:59,000 So, Leah, have you consummated the relationship? Mum...please. 345 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,840 Leah hates the term consummate. 346 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:08,440 We haven't smashed yet, but we're hoping to tonight. 347 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,760 ALL EXCLAIM 348 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,720 Why are you freaking out? It's just casual convo. 349 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,960 Casual convo? 350 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,520 No, Koku, casual convo is, "Hi, Dad, how was your birthday?" 351 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,560 Not, "We're coming to fuck each other's brains out." 352 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,040 That's weird. Trust me, it's not like that. 353 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,960 They're really chill. But, um... 354 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,680 ..tell me again about the part where we fuck each other's brains out. 355 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:47,280 They've gone into town, my dad wanted birthday ice cream, 356 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,200 so they won't be back for a few hours. 357 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,520 Feeling Supernatural by Simon Brown 358 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,280 359 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,800 360 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,040 361 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,360 362 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,640 363 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,440 364 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,720 kiss your mum with that mouth... 365 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,600 Shall I get a condom? 366 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,480 Erm, yeah, OK, cool... 367 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,080 368 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,760 369 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,200 370 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,240 you're lonely... 371 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,120 Shit. 372 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,720 Um, I've got some in my bag. 373 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,800 At the front. Oh. Yeah. 374 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800 375 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,160 I don't think my parents will be gone for that long. 376 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,320 THEY CHUCKLE 377 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,520 378 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,600 379 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,000 ain't looking back 380 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,600 how'd you like me like that? 381 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,600 got the pedal down flat 382 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,840 oh so marvellous... 383 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,480 Do you want me to put it on? No, it's fine. Are you sure? 384 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,160 Yeah. 385 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,880 Go on. 386 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,080 It's just a bit fiddly. 387 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,080 HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 388 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,440 Oh. 389 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,760 390 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,080 391 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,400 392 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,360 You're so gorgeous, did you know that? 393 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,240 394 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,920 395 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,680 What are you doing? 396 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,280 I told my dad I was pheasant shooting with Cheddar and the boys - 397 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,120 he's begging me for pictures. 398 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,600 How long are you going to keep this up, Femi? 399 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,120 Keep what up? 400 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,640 Jumping through hoops, 401 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,160 it just seems exhausting. 402 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,160 I promised my dad I would do well here. 403 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,000 If I don't, it's Nigeria. 404 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,320 My brother keeps sending me messages - 405 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,000 he fucking hates it. 406 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,720 I refuse for that to be me. 407 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,640 But you wouldn't understand. 408 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,520 I had to redo my last essay, 409 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,000 even though even though Miss Falconer refuses to count my mark. 410 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Now I've got to somehow figure out how I'm going to make it up 411 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,360 and there's a chance I could get sent home. 412 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,840 So, yeah, I do know. 413 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,960 Sorry for being such a knob since we got here. 414 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,120 PHONE BUZZES 415 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,760 Anyone interesting? 416 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,360 Dilton. 417 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,520 We're supposed to meet up later for something. 418 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,920 OK, no, cut that out. It's not like that. 419 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,760 Oh, you sure about that? It's not like that. 420 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,320 Oi, can I...? 421 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,800 "Looking forward to tonight. 422 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,640 "Celebratory drinks after?" 423 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:55,600 Three questions marks, clinking champagne emoji, 424 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,360 and a kiss, uppercase! 425 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,800 OK, OK, OK. Real question is, have you met anyone? 426 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,440 I'll pay good money to have a girl touch my penis. 427 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,000 You're desperate, bro. 428 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,760 I'm being serious! I know I'm poor, but I'll find the cash. 429 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,640 But Dilton's nice. 430 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,560 It wouldn't hurt to see if there's something more. 431 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,640 Mm? Put something nice on, 432 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,840 maybe a bit of fancy aftershave. 433 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,360 Two squirts on your neck, one on your crotch. 434 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,720 No, that's out of pocket. 435 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,840 No, that is way out of pocket. I'm not... 436 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,440 I'm glad we got to spend the weekend together, it's nice. 437 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,600 Yeah, I guess. 438 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,520 Come here. 439 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,800 It'd be nicer if these things had anything in 'em. 440 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,880 Oi, scholarship, I can't feel a thing! 441 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,480 I want my money back, come on. 442 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,800 Tosh? Er... Yeah? 443 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,120 Where did you get this stuff? 444 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,000 My brother's bathroom. 445 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,760 It's medicinal - 446 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,200 to treat his epilepsy. 447 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,160 Medicinal, Tosh? Hmm. 448 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,240 Tosh, you can't get high off medicinal weed. 449 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,440 Why are you only telling me this now? 450 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,320 Well, we were having so much fun 451 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,720 and it took your mind off Yelena breaking your kneecaps! 452 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,960 We're fucked! I'm fucked! 453 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,240 Why don't we just do some shrooms? 454 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,520 OK, so it's looking like it's in between What's In What You Eat... 455 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,480 No, thanks, I prefer to remain in blissful ignorance. 456 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,760 Ah. 457 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,360 ..or Gogglebox. 458 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,600 Gogglebox. 459 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,200 TV STARTS UP 460 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,760 Ooh, Dad... 461 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,960 Yes, darling? 462 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,720 Oh, my God! Dad, you didn't. 463 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,600 Well, try it and see if I did. 464 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,240 Mm-hm. Wow. 465 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,760 Yeah? 466 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,680 Just like Mum used to make. 467 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,640 You know your nose twitches when you're lying? 468 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,360 SHE CHUCKLES It's nice. 469 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,600 But? It's a bit salty. Salty. 470 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,400 Ah. 471 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,480 Why are you always so heavy-handed? 472 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,720 Well, because your mother always used to say 473 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,400 whenever she ate my food it never tasted of anything. 474 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,920 I can order in a Chinese. No. 475 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,000 Thanks, Dad. 476 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,440 This is lovely. 477 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:31,760 I feel like I need to learn more stuff like this. 478 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,440 What, how to make good food inedible? 479 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:39,840 No, like, cooking traditional foods, being more cultured. 480 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,440 "Know your tings-dem", as Leah would say. 481 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,960 Leah, huh? Yes. 482 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,920 Dad, she's actually really sweet. 483 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,520 She's not very tactful, but that's just cos she's passionate. 484 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,800 She's genuinely trying to change a few things in a positive way. 485 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,240 Maybe you should sit down and talk to her. 486 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,400 Ah. 487 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,600 Yeah, now I get it. 488 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:11,760 So, that's what this bonding day was all about, a little ploy to get me 489 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,880 onside with your new friendship group of Facebook philosophers? 490 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,040 This isn't just about Leah, it's about me as well. 491 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,280 I know that. I don't think you do. 492 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,960 It's a portrait, just take it down. 493 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,200 The scholarship kids need to fit in with the school, 494 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,480 not fit the school around them. 495 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,520 And every time they do something which draws attention 496 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,480 to themselves, it gives people like Carol ammunition - 497 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,680 people who want them, and me, out. 498 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,080 And if I'm not here, you're not here. 499 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:53,440 So, maybe just bear that in mind next time you try 500 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,560 and dupe me into one of your lectures. 501 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,400 I'm actually not hungry. 502 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,840 PHONE BUZZES 503 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,920 Hi. 504 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,400 Thanks for the invitation. 505 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,440 SHE LAUGHS I didn't know I invited you! 506 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,840 You didn't. 507 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,400 I was being sarcastic. 508 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,520 I'm really high, 509 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,120 so I'm really struggling to pick up on such subtle quips. 510 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,160 SHE SIGHS 511 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,560 THEY LAUGH 512 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,640 Having fun? 513 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,000 Thanks for the invite. 514 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840 You're lucky I even invited you, 515 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,320 after you snitched me up to Yelena and that. 516 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,240 She's a friend. 517 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,560 You were a fuck. 518 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480 Were? 519 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,000 PHONE BUZZES 520 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,040 Where are you going? 521 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,800 I'm baked, I'm just going to get a shower and go to bed. 522 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,480 I'll come. No, no, no, you stay. 523 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,520 No, it's fine. Have fun, yeah? 524 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,600 Question... Mm-hm. 525 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,520 ..what actually is corned beef and why has your grandmother 526 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,720 requested so much of it? 527 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,520 Listen, yeah, next exeat, you're giving me 528 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,200 the authentic preppy posh experience, yeah? 529 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,280 The hot cross buns in the aga and all of that. 530 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,280 Who says there's going to be next time? 531 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,520 And you know I don't actually live in Chelsea, Jaheim. 532 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,320 You seem so bougie though. 533 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,800 We don't have our shit together as much as you think. 534 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,240 What do you mean? 535 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240 This actually might be my last term. 536 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,640 Fees are a bit much for my mum. 537 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,280 Sorry. I... 538 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,760 Oh! Shit! 539 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,160 Come here. Oh, they're new! 540 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,120 Well, this is fucking weird. 541 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,600 I guess it fucking is. 542 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,760 Yeah, yeah. 543 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,920 I was just looking forward to seeing you, that's all. 544 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,960 Sorry. 545 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,640 Well, just let me know next time you're over. 546 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,960 Yeah, OK. OK, bye. Bye. 547 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,880 Fuck! 548 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,560 Stop being fucking weird! 549 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,920 Sorry. 550 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,880 Oh, God. It's fine, it's fine, just calm down. 551 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,320 No, no, no, no, we need... It's just blood, it's OK. 552 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,840 We need to keep it elevated. 553 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,160 All right? 554 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,000 Of course, doctor. Right, hold that there. Yes. 555 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,800 You know, it's been such a privilege to get to know you like this... 556 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,520 ..like, the real you. 557 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,600 The real me? 558 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,360 Pretty...sexy... 559 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,080 ..intelligent. 560 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,840 Well, what were you expecting? 561 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,400 I don't know, you're not all like that. 562 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,240 I hope you're not talking about black women. No. 563 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:10,240 As in Toby, Omar, Femi, Jaheim. 564 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,000 What, so you don't find Jaheim pretty, sexy, intelligent...? 565 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,760 Oh, shut up. 566 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:22,240 I meant... I just avoid boys like him, they're a walking problem. 567 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,880 He's just settling in. Well, if you're not careful, 568 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,920 he'll become your problem. 569 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,040 I didn't mean to rattle you, sugar boobies. 570 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,720 What? 571 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,800 Wait, sorry. 572 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,000 What did you mean by if I'm not careful he'll become my problem? 573 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,240 Do you really want to do this now? 574 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,360 I'm just asking you a question. 575 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,600 Keep your head down, don't ruffle any feathers, play the game. 576 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,000 You're so smart, smarter than most of the people at St Gilbert's. 577 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,840 I've seen your potential. Potential? 578 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,800 What am I, stocks and shares now? 579 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,400 That Jaheim guy is a risk and so is all your bullshit with the portrait. 580 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,040 Have you even considered the ramifications of...? No. 581 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,240 And, let's be honest, neither have you. 582 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,040 This is all performative at best and you know it. 583 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,520 Wow. 584 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,200 I guess all skin folk ain't kin folk. 585 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,480 Oh, please! 586 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,800 If you were truly for the cause, 587 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,600 why did you sack off your little ally to come and get sexed up by me? 588 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,960 Well? 589 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,560 HE LAUGHS 590 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,760 PHONE PINGS Fuck. 591 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,920 Fuck, fuck! 592 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,080 Can you take me to the station? 593 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,560 I've been drinking. 594 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,800 When? 595 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,200 I did a couple of vodka shots in the bathroom before we...you know? 596 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,320 I was nervous, OK? 597 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,600 My parents can drop you at the station, 598 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,760 they'll be back in a couple of hours. 599 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,040 I'll just get a taxi. 600 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,080 You won't get one out here. 601 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,960 Why do you live in the middle of fuck-where? 602 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,120 Is that an actual question? 603 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,520 I'll just walk then. 604 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,040 Nearest station is over an hour 605 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,400 and most of the route doesn't have any footpaths. 606 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,400 Fuck. 607 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,040 It's not even that, though. It is. 608 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,960 You find your way back home then, yeah? 609 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,280 Yo, what you saying, bro? Bro? 610 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,480 You weren't trying to check man. 611 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,480 Nah. Hold this. 612 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,040 Nah, bro. Of course I was trying to check you, bro, 613 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,640 things just got a little hectic. But anyway, bro, come on, man. 614 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,640 Thank you for putting that stuff on the meter. 615 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,240 Find that laptop, yeah? 616 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,480 Bro, you know I wasn't myself. 617 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,080 I had stuff to deal with - 618 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,960 Caleb, Grandma, that Rupert ting. 619 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,480 Is that supposed to be some sort of apology, G? 620 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,600 Listen, yeah? You just wouldn't understand what it's like... 621 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,440 Well, tell me what it's like then. 622 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,480 Bro? Nah, nah, nah, nah. 623 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,000 Tell me what it's like, innit? 624 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,640 Shit has just changed. 625 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,520 No, fuck that talk, Jaheim. 626 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,240 Look around you, fam. 627 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,960 Everything's the same, bruv. 628 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,600 You're the person that's changed, my guy. 629 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160 And you know what? This ain't even about a flipping laptop. 630 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,880 What's that, a monkey? Yeah? That's light. 631 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,400 This is about the fact that you seem to think that everyone else 632 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,800 is the problem when you're the fucking problem. 633 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,640 You get in your own fucking way, you don't clean up your own mess 634 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,880 and then you want to call me to sort it out for you! 635 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,920 What, then you want to turn round and act like man's going to 636 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,720 jeopardise your ting? Like you ain't my brother? Hmm?! 637 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,760 You know what, yeah? 638 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,480 It was good to see you, innit? 639 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,720 Mind how you go. 640 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:02,960 Bro, come on... 641 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,320 It's calm. 642 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,160 It's calm. 643 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,680 Bye. 644 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,400 Wow! These streets are treacherous. 645 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,160 Is this a fucking joke to you? 646 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,240 No, I was just trying... Beatrix! 647 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,080 The Endz experience. 648 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,440 I told you it was a bad idea to come here. 649 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,000 And I know this might be like Disneyland to you or something, 650 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,440 but this is my real fucking life! 651 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,960 You done? 652 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,680 Yeah, man, we're done. 653 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,000 KNOCKING 654 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,360 Thanks for coming to get me. 655 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,720 That's what friends are for, right? 656 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,840 Look, I know what I did was fucked up and how I did you was cold, 657 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,560 but can we just, please, talk about it later? 658 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:24,520 Ahem! Don't forget your ridiculous amount of condoms. 659 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,120 Oh, you can keep 'em. You'll need 'em to go and fuck yourself. 660 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,680 Put your seat belt on. 661 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,160 Are you sure you don't want to go to the San? 662 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,680 Or I could make a cheeky little 111 call. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 663 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520 That's the main thing, really, 664 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,240 and the fact that we did London to Singapore. I'm happy. 665 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,440 Man, this is show is so cheesy. 666 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,480 Yeah, but you love it, though. 667 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,320 In 50 days. 668 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,080 PHONE BUZZES 669 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,240 We've had a fantastic time together. 670 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:03,120 We've bonded more than either of us really expected. Definitely. 671 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,680 Ultimately, it were a success. 672 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:10,280 What we've seen and what we've done along the way is priceless. 673 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,800 Before this journey, we were estranged father and son, really. 674 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,400 Now we are father and son. 675 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,400 OK, maybe it's a little too soppy. 676 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,360 But I think now we are friends as well. 677 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,000 Do I get a hug? 678 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,760 Are you crying? Nah. 679 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,320 Nah, I'm just high. 680 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,440 What an amazing journey it's been. 681 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,880 What a phenomenal time we've had together. 682 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,000 I wouldn't change it at all. 683 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:44,840 Look who's here. 684 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,840 Hey, congratulations. Well done. 685 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,280 I'm not gay. 686 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,080 You're not my type. THEY LAUGH 687 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,000 ALARM BLARES 688 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,880 HE COUGHS 689 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,600 HE COUGHS Oh, no! 690 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,520 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 691 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,240 No, no, no, no, no, no! 692 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,080 Brownies. 693 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,360 HE SNIFFS 694 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,800 HE CHUCKLES 695 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,080 Hello! 696 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,440 You left these in my car. 697 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,360 Look, Bea... 698 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,000 Bea, am I dragging myself up these stairs or what? Help, please. 699 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,080 See you around. 700 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,280 MUSIC PLAYS ON EARPHONES 701 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,640 It was my dad's birthday, that was pretty cool, 702 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,960 and then I had this one person over. 703 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,560 She literally had, like, a grenade of condoms! 704 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,600 Why are boys so shit? 705 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,000 It's in their DNA. 706 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,840 I know you don't want to talk about it, but it might help. 707 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,800 He called me performative. Who doesn't like a performance in bed? 708 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800 No, he was talking about the portrait - 709 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,120 basically saying I was putting on a show. 710 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,240 Maybe he's got a point. 711 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,280 I think it's ran its course now, don't you? 712 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,480 But you signed it, so... 713 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,560 Yeah, so you'd stop bugging me. 714 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,800 It's a new week. 715 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,360 Everyone's moved on, so should you. 716 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,640 Let it go, babes. 717 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,240 718 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,920 719 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:53,040 720 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,240 721 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:00,360 722 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:05,200 723 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,640 724 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,800 725 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:18,520